Answer a question with a question.

[SteCenturion]

Standard Swallow, European Swallow or African Swallow ?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Is that a laden swallow?

 

[tyred]

Have the swallows not gone home for winter?

 

[classic33]

Don't they go back to Capistrano anymore?

 

[tyred]

Why don't you ask them?

 

[classic33]

Do I look like Dr. Doolittle?

 

[SteCenturion]

Are you African American with a GSOH ???

 

[classic33]

You still getting the "odd" e-mails?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Is it you that sends them?

 

[classic33]

Don't you believe there's millions waiting, with your name on them?

 

[tyred]

Where are they waiting?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And why are we waiting?

 

[tyred]

Is the bus late again?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Is it that useless driver again?

 

[Oldbloke]

Isn't he off on maternity leave again?