Answer a question with a question.

[Keith Oates]

I'm claiming nothing, are you?

 

[tyred]

Do you want a solicitor before making that claim?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Do you wanna phone a friend?

 

[tyred]

Can I reverse the charges?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Have you run out of money again?

 

[tyred]

Don't you find everything is so expensive now?

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't it a bit late to think of that: I mean look at it, have you ever seen such a mess?

 

[PaulSecteur]

All these questions... but whats the answer?

 

[tyred]

Can't you just google it?

 

[Archie_tect]

The answer is to delete the thread asap, but do you really want that on your conscience?

 

[tyred]

What penance would I get from Father Ted at confession?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Were you expecting the spanish inquisition?

 

[Paulus]

I thought nobody expected the Spanish inquisition?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Would you say thats more of a statement with a question mark at the end than an actual question?

 

[Paulus]

If I said yes, would you hold it against me?