Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Can't you read it?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Not with those glasses, haven't you seen them?

 

[tyred]

Are you entering the Buddy Holly lookalike competition with those glasses?

 

[davdandy]

Are those glasses from the NHS?

 

[tyred]

SHould he have gone to Specasvers?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Do you seriously have to ask?

 

[tyred]

Would I ask if I wasn't serious?

 

[Archie_tect]

CAN
YOU
READ
THIS
?

 

[tyred]

No I can't - I'm blind. Now, can I have driver's licence back?

 

[Archie_tect]

It's been on the shelf behind you since Tuesday, how could you miss it?

 

[PaulSecteur]

how could I see it, if it was behind me?

 

[davdandy]

Turn around,didn't you think of that?

 

[Archie_tect]

Did he look round?

 

[davdandy]

Did you ask?

 

[tyred]

Had the cat got your tongue?