Answer a question with a question.

[Oxo]

A rude man walks into a bar, should he be thrown out?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Was he drunk?

 

[col]

Why do you say that?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Did you know that the law makes me responsible?

 

[col]

responsible for what?

 

[Archie_tect]

Everything?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

A drunk man walks into a bar: who served him?

 

[guitarpete247]

What was he drinking?

 

[col]

and how much?

 

[guitarpete247]

Did he pay for his own drinks?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

would he have been drinking a gallon of Irn Bru?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

WHO served him???

 

[col]

Was it the barman?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Perhaps a bar woman?

 

[col]

would it make a difference?