Answer a question with a question.

[Chappy]

Didn't you say they were Siamese twins ??

 

[welsh dragon]

Are you saying that postman pat was a siamese twin. ?

 

[Chappy]

Don't you mean his evil twin.

 

[welsh dragon]

He doesn't look siamese are you sure of that

 

[classic33]

Don't tell me, you never knew postman pat & fireman sam were siamese twins?

 

[welsh dragon]

No one tells me anything. How do you know they're twins

 

[Thomk]

Does it matter?

 

[welsh dragon]

It's very important to know all the facts concerning fireman sam and postman pat, or don't you think so. ?

 

[Kies]

Are you fireman Sam?

 

[welsh dragon]

Are you postman pat. ?

 

[Kies]

Why don't you answer my question Sam?

 

[welsh dragon]

No. You answer my question pat and where's your black and white cat. ?

 

[Chappy]

Excuse me. Is this your cat I've just ridden over??

 

[welsh dragon]

Oh dear.is he now a flat cat. ?

 

[Chappy]

Does that look like his guts clogged up in my rear derailleur ??