Answer a question with a question.

[classic33]

Doesn't one hand wash the other?

 

[welsh dragon]

Doesn't one hand wash the other what. ?

 

[tyred]

Why do those electric hand driers in public toilets switch off before drying your hands properly?

 

[welsh dragon]

Why don't the taps work properly either. ?

 

[classic33]

Why don't all taps work the same way?

 

[welsh dragon]

I always seem to get the taps that just don't work, and tbe toilet that doesn't flush. Is it me or what. ?

 

[classic33]

How would you check if it was just you though?

 

[welsh dragon]

Just a figure of speech. You must have heard of them before surely. ?

 

[Paulus]

Heard what before?

 

[welsh dragon]

Heard the joke about the bishop and barmaid. ?

 

[Paulus]

What does she do with the beer?

 

[welsh dragon]

I have absolutely no idea. That's why I asked you. Do you have any idea what she would do with it. ?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

There's beer? Can I have some?

 

[welsh dragon]

I don't know where its being kept. Why don't you ask paulus. ?

 

[Paulus]

I'm hiding it all, but would you like to know where?