Answer a question with a question.

[classic33]

where you are, why?

 

[crazyjoe101]

Why does it matter?

 

[classic33]

It does matter, but whats it got to do with you?

 

[crazyjoe101]

Why don't you take a step back?

 

[classic33]

Do you want me to fall down the stairs?

 

[crazyjoe101]

Maybe, can you fall in a way which is utterly hilarious to watch?

 

[on the road]

Is it possible to fall up the stairs?

 

[crazyjoe101]

Yes, would you like me to explain?

 

[classic33]

Can you give a demonstration instead?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is your name Barry... and did you used to be in Heinz commercials?

 

[classic33]

No, is your name Linda & have you appeared on a TV advert?

 

[Archie_tect]

Linda who?

 

[classic33]

You know Linda whatshername, don't you?

 

[specialized1980]

Is she married to Dr who ?

 

[classic33]

is she married to which Dr who?