Answer a question with a question.

[Oxo]

Whatever happened to Dan Dare?

 

[Chappy]

Didn't he get run over ?

 

[on the road]

By a steamroller?

 

[edwardd67]

Was it driven by a Bay City Roller?

 

[tyred]

Is it safe to operate moving machinery while wearing tartan flared trousers?

 

[on the road]

Isn't there a law against it?

 

[tyred]

How do you expect me to hear you when I have the Bay City Rollers full blast on the stereo?

 

[Oxo]

Are those your own bagpipes?

 

[on the road]

What would you say if I told you I stole?

 

[tyred]

Who pinched my bagpipes? Is nothing sacred?

 

[Keith Oates]

Who is supposed to be the Worlds best Bagpipe player?

 

[tyred]

Would it be me?

 

[on the road]

Is that your ego speaking?

 

[tyred]

Why doesn't my hat fit any more?

 

[Oxo]

Shouldn't you take your helmet off first?