Answer a question with a question.

[TVC]

Is that how you prefer your lovers?

 

[Keith Oates]

Who said I had lovers?

 

[tyred]

Why, can you not find a lover?

 

[on the road]

Have you got cotton wool in your ears?

 

[tyred]

Is he trying to save the batteries in his hearing aid?

 

[on the road]

Does he need band aid?

 

[tyred]

Why, did he cut his finger opening a tin of corned beef?

 

[Oxo]

If you open the can what will you do with all the worms?

 

[tyred]

Are they Tesco Value Brand worms or Heinz worms?

 

[Oxo]

Didn't he release 57 different versions?

 

[tyred]

Why so many?

 

[TVC]

Have you never heard of consumer choice?

 

[tyred]

Are round tea bags better than square ones?

 

[Keith Oates]

Does the shape of the tea bag alter the taste?

 

[TVC]

Are you an expert on all things teabagging?