Answer a question with a question.

[Oxo]

How far is it to Cornwall?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

How long's a piece of string?

 

[Oxo]

Does a piece of string have happy ending?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Which end would that be?

 

[Oxo]

Is rope just obese string?

 

[on the road]

Is it string theory?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Do they twang?

 

[andy glazzard]

How tight are bobby Balls braces ?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Ooooo wouldn't you say pretty tight?

 

[andy glazzard]

how tight is a ducks arse ?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Is it as tight as I think it is?

 

[on the road]

Are you trying to tell us something?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Don't you want to guess instead?

 

[andy glazzard]

do you like surprises ?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Isn't that a silly question?