Answer a question with a question.

[Jodee1kenobi]

Does anyone know?

 

[tyred]

Did it pop out to buy fish and chips?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Or was it going to the Nags head?

 

[tyred]

Would the wife's constant nagging give it a headache?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Nah could it be grumpy old man syndrome?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

How does grumpy old man syndrome get diagnosed?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Don't you have to be a man first, then grumpy?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

If clothes make the man then what do you make of Ronald McDonald?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Do you fancy a Big Mac?

 

[tyred]

Do you want fries with that?

 

[tyred]

Where's my fly swatter?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Or is it a woolly jumper?

 

[tyred]

Is that a jumping sheep?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Have you been counting sheep in your sleep?

 

[Jodee1kenobi]

Didn't you know I am psychic?