Answer a question with a question.

[Archie_tect]

I say, are you one of those lager-louts?

 

[Kestevan]

Is Carlsburg really lager?

 

[Archie_tect]

If it says it is on the tin, would you trust it?

 

[tyred]

What does it say on the tin?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it safe to drink industrial paint stripper?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could you drink some and let me know?

 

[Kestevan]

I think I'd rather risk that, than Carlsburg; what about you?

 

[Archie_tect]

What's the number for St James's A+E?

 

[colly]

You don't know that is it spelled Carlsberg, do you?

 

[colly]

Archie, you know I don't like being interrupted don't you?

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't I just, could you gently remove the fork, if you'd be so kind, prongs first?

 

[colly]

Satisfied?

 

[TVC]

Do you enjoy satisfying Archie?

 

[TVC]

Are you the jealous type

 

[Pat "5mph"]

What font do you type?