Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Do you need a black coffee?

 

[on the road]

One lump or two?

 

[Fnaar]

Do you want a fight?

 

[TVC]

Is it a tickle fight?

 

[on the road]

Where's my feather duster?

 

[TVC]

Is that a tickling stick, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[on the road]

Did you think I was Ken Dodd?

 

[Keith Oates]

Do you really think you resemble Ken Dodd?

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Are you asking me?

 

[tyred]

Is Ken Dodd's dog dead?

 

[stephyt]

do you have dogs?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Is this leading somewhere?

 

[tyred]

Why do bulldogs look as if they've walked into a wall headfirst?

 

[Paulus]

They don't look happy, do they?

 

[TVC]

Would you?