Answer a question with a question.

[Archie_tect]

You're a blueberry eating Oompa Loompa?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Do Oompa Loompas eat blueberries?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

What colour is a Smurfs' poo?

 

[Archie_tect]

Depends what it's eaten?

 

[tyred]

Would you need to ask Dr. Smurf?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

So what colour would it be if they had a bowl of tomato soup and drank a pint of raspberryade?

 

[on the road]

Is this toilet humour?

 

[tyred]

Please Miss, may I go to the toilet?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Why didn't you go before we started?

 

[tyred]

What if I didn't need to go then?

 

[on the road]

Why don't you do it in the plantpot?

 

[musa]

You got your lodgers bill and ben to help?

 

[tyred]

Do you normally shoot in the flower pot?

 

[TVC]

Is it a problem if I don't?

 

[tyred]

What's that smell?