Answer a question with a question.

[Francesca]

who would like a bit of spotted dick??

 

[asterix]

Why only a bit?

 

[tyred]

Has Dick got the measles?

 

[thom]

Maybe send something to sooth the itching.
Was there left over custard with the Spotted Dick ?

 

[Ajay]

Where was this dick spotted?
Has it escaped again?

 

[Steve H]

How did he escape having spots?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Didn't he escape by wearing a tiger suit whilst running the London marathon?

 

[guitarpete247]

Did his stripes run with the sweat?

 

[colly]

I don't know about stripes but did you know buses aren't running tomorrow?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are they walking instead?

 

[col]

Are you on about the new ones?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Didn't the old ones function better?

 

[col]

Is that what you think?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

What am I thinking, are you a mind reader?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Are you thinking if you spread butter on a cats back then dropped it would it land on its feet or butter side down?