Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Don't you find your pipe difficult to light in the shower?

 

[on the road]

You smoke in the shower?

 

[musa]

Are you a bath man or shower man then?

 

[tyred]

Can you play with toy ships in the shower?

 

[musa]

Well does that mean your submarine will rise to the top??

 

[Archie_tect]

Is it frothy man?

 

[Oxo]

All flat and boaters! What's trhe sudden interest in hats all about?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is visual deafness a handicap?

 

[tyred]

Do you play golf?

 

[Archie_tect]

Pardon?

 

[Oxo]

Is your golf up to par?

 

[Oxo]

Is Caroline Lucas a member of the greens committee?

 

[tyred]

Do I really have to wear the plus fours?

 

[tyred]

Fine but do you know what these orange things on the corner are for?

 

[Oxo]

If you bring tartan into the country do you have to have it checked at the border?