hi cyclebum,
You will get better. I'm not great at hills, but I've gradually got better, and each time I go somewhere hilly, I find it takes a couple of climbs to get my strength nd technique back. It doesn't matter how long you took to climb, or what you looked like, the the key thing is you did it and recovered quickly.
Practice plenty, and you'll find that you'll get further and further before you run out of gears, and that once in bottom gear, you spin up more quickly...
Don't mind bonj. He likes to think he knows everything about everybody, which is why he concocted the theory that you were being cutesy, rather than just assuming you were making a genuine mistake and correcting you tactfully.
BTW, your hovering sounds like jumping position on a horse...