An embarassing penis question for the ladies

[Kirstie]

But only because they thought it was the first question in the exam.

Now there's an idea.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Now there's an idea.

What happens if it's too hard?

 

[Kirstie]

What happens if it's too hard?

They don't score well.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

They don't score well.

And, if it's not hard at all?

 

[Kirstie]

And, if it's not hard at all?

They all pass but then the marks are moderated. Some are artificially inflated while others just fall by the wayside.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

They all pass but then the marks are moderated. Some are artificially inflated while others just fall by the wayside.

I hope that any caught sucking up to get a decent result are sternly dealt with.

 

[Kirstie]

I hope that any caught sucking up to get a decent result are sternly dealt with.

That took you a while....

Sucking up won't really make a difference. The marking scheme is sensitive enough to identify those who have made a real balls up of it.

 

[Chuffy]

Do ladies get a 'Do you want a minge like a bucket?' equivalent?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

That took you a while....

.

It's an age thing.

 

[Kirstie]

Do ladies get a 'Do you want a minge like a bucket?' equivalent?

Spam aimed at women is about diet pills, not their parts. I still think that ladies' parts are a taboo subject for spam marketing.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Spam aimed at women is about diet pills, not their parts. I still think that ladies' parts are a taboo subject for spam marketing.

Not only that, I don't think Chuffy's got the marketing quite right.

 

[Nortones2]

Excellent rejoinder to Chuffy. I hope I never hear that old Belafonte song re perforated buckets again.....

 

[andygates]

I get boob enlarging cream adverts.

 

[Speicher]

I have got a container of liquid to cover up my boobs, its called Tippex.

 

[Chuffy]

Not only that, I don't think Chuffy's got the marketing quite right.

Hmmm, you may be right....

Would 'Girls, make him scream in bed. Take Labiagra and have flaps like a circus tent!!!!' work better?


Andy - That's a free hit and I'm so not going to rise to it...

*drifts off in reverie at thought of Speicher in naught but Tippex*
*stops reverie when realises that The Doctor is probably doing the same*
*Goes off to boil mind*