There is a Kilmarnock Butcher called WW Wales back of their vans say "Best Scotch Beef from Wales" cracks me up everytime
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Sadly, no more, it was a highlight of my walks down the King's road in Chelsea.
Johnson is quite a funny word, not as funny as crevice, but closeMe too, my favourite shops were Robot and Johnson's but they're not very funny.
Used to be a van round my way bearing the legend:
Patel double-glazing
You've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians
The one I saw on the A1 a couple of years ago was....I saw a good poo related one on a cesspit tank emptying lorry - I'm a sucker for cesspits.