Alien Invasion. We are done for.
- Thread starter fossyant
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She's using you as a decoy to save herself from the probing.
sevenfourate
Devotee of OCD
- Location
- Lowestoft, Suffolk
.......everyone in Lowestoft looks like this. Never done me any harm.
Punkawallah
Über Member
I’m confused. Are they invading still, again, or some more?
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I have for a while been wanting to be abducted by aliens for sex experiments.
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Donger
Convoi Exceptionnel
- Location
- Quedgeley, Glos.
Nigel Farage will be furious.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
It's sex Jim, but not as we know it
OP
OP
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
And they are always skinny and never wear any clothes.
captain nemo1701
Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
- Location
- Bristol
Alien invasion?....there's nothing on long range sensors....plus according to my battered copy of The Hitch Hikers Guide, this planet is in a quiet backwater and is mostly harmless 
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
No one would have believed in the last years of 2024 that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable.
It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in 2025 came the great disillusionment.
With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable.
It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in 2025 came the great disillusionment.
Conrad_K
unindicted co-conspirator
- Location
- Little Rock, Arkansas
If we ever receive a signal from an alien civilization, I bet it will be advertising of some sort...
