Our dear leader is undergoing transformation as we speak, cunningly disguised as isolation.DO NOT PANIC. The Government has a well reharsed plan for this. First everyone will be told to stay home except for essential things like shopping or exercise. We will also be told to keep 2m away from others incase they are an alien in disguise.
Nine times out of ten.But million to one odds always happen.
Now there's a non-sequiturHave you been to Wellingborough ?
Middle aisle in LidlRay guns and tin foil sold out at Tesco’s. Damn those panic buyers.
I was in Aldi yesterday and saw a guy buying a sombrero, pinata and some paella...Middle aisle in Lidl
That is wasted on this thread.I was in Aldi yesterday and saw a guy buying a sombrero, pinata and some paella...
I thought to myself, 'I can't believe it. Hispanic buying!'
Nothing is wasted. It’s all hoovered up for dossiers to be given to our current quisling overlords to be passed on to our many tentacled overlords-in-waiting.That is wasted on this thread.
Moderators, can you please confine jokes to the joke thread. Some of us are trying to work...I was in Aldi yesterday and saw a guy buying a sombrero, pinata and some paella...
I thought to myself, 'I can't believe it. Hispanic buying!'
What's that? My coat - how kind!