Alan Partridge

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goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
There are many fave moments -

  • "Dan... Dan... Dan... DAN...DAN........DAN !!"
  • The scene in the caravan with the door-cum-table and the South African guy yelling, "Alan - you CAN'T !"
  • "What could be more Oirish dan dis ?" to the two Irish TV people, and the whole scene around that.
  • Trying to do a corporate presentation after getting a railing spike through his foot.

I guess it's one of those series which you either love or hate.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
 

Maz

Guru
In the second series, where he has lunch with the controller of TV, Tony Hairs (sp?) :
Dyou want to smell my cheese?
-No I don't want to smell your cheese, Alan.
Go on, smell my cheese. SMELL MY CHEESE! SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!!

(must post a link later)
 

Maz

Guru
AP's old schoolteacher: I'd like to see you sweat over your work like I do over mine!
AP: "I don't sweat beacause I use Lynx Africa!"
 

Maz

Guru
Over The Hill said:
Stupid I know but we still refer to the big plate which he kept in his bag for the buffet at the travelodge.
[pedant mode] He stayed in a Travel Tavern. It was equidistant between London and Norwich, which was the GENIUS of its location.
 
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