AHhh don't you love it when...

[Elmer Fudd]

I will now spend the next 6 hours whipping myself with bramble stalks as penance for my sin.

I'm quite enjoying this !!!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

real[/i] stuff. Elmer and I are going to have a little chat about what constitutes a decent beer....
Heh....

Totally agree chuffy, my poison is Guinness really, just grabbed the 1st picture I could find before anybody beat me to it.
I will now spend the next 6 hours whipping myself with bramble stalks as penance for my sin.
LORD, forgive me for I am sorry [/QUOTE]
Elmer,why suck on one of them? When you can suck on a Jake.

 

[Chuffy]

Six hours with brambles isn't enough for posting a picture of that watered down 'merican rubbish! I think you need a good, hard, lick of the cat...


...and this is the cat.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Elmer,why suck on one of them? When you can suck on a Jake.

Mr. Phoebus.
Do you know how close to the edge all this talk of my Brum being demolished has put me and then you put a quip in like that ?
Do you know how hard it is to type on a keyboard standing on a wheeled chair with a noose attached to the light fitting ?
I tell you it aint no bloody picnic mate !
(where's me fags ?)

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Chuffy I think it's time you had a shave, I'd rather kiss ya cats ringpiece !!

 

[Chuffy]

Chuffy I think it's time you had a shave, I'd rather kiss ya cats ringpiece !!

I'll pass on your kind offer. She's 18 and doesn't get out much, so you might be in luck....

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Whoopy Doo !
My lucky day !

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Whoopy Doo !
My lucky day !

Praise the Lord

 

[Mr Phoebus]

There's a picture of Jesus in there! Look closely.

(I was going to say that thios picture is the dog's bo****** but that, like most else, would be stupid )

But it is Jesus and no, I haven't been on the ketamine

Have you ever seen Jesus smoking a huge cigar?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

I can see the lord too !
this must be one hell of a good bottle of glenmorange HIC !

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I can see the lord too !

Then you must embrace him.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Yeeuch ! PAH ! Barf !
I'm not eating one of them pizzas again, mouth tastes like sh*t.

 

[Keith Oates]

I think it's better to stick with the beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brock]

WTF! I come back from the pub and find my feelgood topic sullied by cat's arses and nasty euro beers!
Here's a tip:
Beer should be a shade of brown, not a shade of yellow.
Keep that in mind and you'll do much better.
Also.. Never lick a cat's arse, especially if it's gingerish.
Chuffy, I am badgerman not badger boy.
Thanksbye g'nite.

 

[Chuffy]

Ow!

Brock - How about Badgerchap?