Admit your ignorance - things you've only just realised/learned

[Gwylan]

Xanadu is in Yorkshire, not as I had previously thought, in Samuel Taylor Coleridge's opium-induced visions.

But opium does help one cope with being in Yorkshire too.
I speak from experience, of Yorkshire.

 

[lazybloke]

I thought it was a song by Olivia Newton John.

Karaoke classic.

Well, maybe not a classic, but certainly evocative of a certain era...

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Plus fours are so called because their length is to the knee plus four inches. Hence there are also plus twos and plus sixes. Not sure about minus numbers though!

 

[Chris S]

Dogfish are members of the shark family. They even look like mini sharks.

 

[FishFright]

Dogfish are members of the shark family. They even look like mini sharks.

Interestingly the Dogfish is a Cat Shark.

 

[Gwylan]

Interestingly the Dogfish is a Cat Shark.

Every day is a school day.

 

[Chris S]

I am the only person in my gym class who wears unbranded trainers. The overwhelming majority wear Nike, a few wear Adidas and one or two wear Puma.

 

[simongt]

After watching an 'episode' of The Map Reading Company' about a VERY expensive; £500, prismatic compass on the market, realised that my dad's army issue prismatic compass which he was issued with in 1940 had two 'features' which I'd been totally unaware of for over fifty years - !

 

[lazybloke]

I am the only person in my gym class who wears unbranded trainers. The overwhelming majority wear Nike, a few wear Adidas and one or two wear Puma.

Brand is irrelevant to me. I just opted for comfort and a nice colour!

I hadn't realised, but they do happen to be Nike.

 

[Beebo]

I am the only person in my gym class who wears unbranded trainers. The overwhelming majority wear Nike, a few wear Adidas and one or two wear Puma.

Good quality unbranded trainers are hard to find.
Too many Nike trainers are just fashion shoes.
I wear ASICS for running as they give me good support and cushioning.

 

[Gwylan]

I've realised that I don't understand most TV adverts any more.

Especially, can anyone interpret or translate the Andrex advert?

 

[Fastpedaller]

I've realised that I don't understand most TV adverts any more.

Especially, can anyone interpret or translate the Andrex advert?

Cuddly dog influences us to buy cuddly toilet paper

 

[stephec]

I've realised that I don't understand most TV adverts any more.

Especially, can anyone interpret or translate the Andrex advert?

If you run out of bog roll you can always wipe your arse with a Labrador.

 

[Gwylan]

If you run out of bog roll you can always wipe your arse with a Labrador.

They seem to have changed their theme. It's all a bit dark, even Walterish

 

[Gwylan]

Cuddly dog influences us to buy cuddly toilet paper

Obviously you haven't seen the advert.

It'll surely win some international award at some advertising luvvie fest.
The golden turnip or something like