Act of god?

[Dayvo]

Darn you to heck Dayvo.

Bit slow out the blocks there, mickle! Only two hours 24 minutes!

 

[col]

It wisnae John Travolting, it wis Billy Connolly.

Tsk.

your right,it was his boat wasnt it,my mistake

 

[Pete]

You might be on to something there, Spen...

Driven to despair by his fruitless attempts to understand the Universe, the sage Devadasa finally announced in exasperation :

ALL STATEMENTS THAT CONTAIN THE WORD GOD ARE FALSE

instantly, his least-favorite disciple Somasiri replied: "the sentence I am now speaking contains the word God. I fail to see, Oh Noble Master, how that simple statement can be false."....etc.

Spot on, Andy . Now, for a bonus point, can anyone name the author?

 

[Dayvo]

Spot on, Andy . Now, for a bonus point, can anyone name the author?

Arthur C. Clarke

 

[Keith Oates]

and he/was in Sri Lanka. Another piece of useless information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pete]

...and still is, I sincerely hope! Will be ninety this year.

 

[marinyork]

...and still is, I sincerely hope! Will be ninety this year.

Oh yay, should mean a spate of programmes on the tele like for when he turned 80.

 

[buggi]

do insurance companies consider flooding an act of God? in which case, you could actually contest this, because after the big flood told in the bible God promised Noah he wouldn't do it again