Accy at it again

[Ming the Merciless]

Wrong area.
Compo was Sowerby bridge- Hebden Bridge area.
Thought I would add a bit of pedantacisim.
And I don't care if the word is spelt wrong or doesn't even exist?

Who is this Compo? Can‘t be the one in Last of the Summer Wine as that was Holmfirth, completely different area.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Heck, the former Mrs Accy's in trouble again. She's gone downhill since i binned her a while ago!!
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co....-accrington-mum-of-four-attacked-4-pcs-nurse/

 

[Drago]

You had a lucky escape there, accy!

 

[Drago]

Poor old @Accy cyclist getting the wrong end of the stick again:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...K-NAKED-chase-van-driver-abducting-niece.html

Apologies for the DM link, but it's worth enduring to read about Accy's latest mishap.

 

[classic33]

Poor old @Accy cyclist getting the wrong end of the stick again:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...K-NAKED-chase-van-driver-abducting-niece.html

Apologies for the DM link, but it's worth enduring to read about Accy's latest mishap.

Picks up a T-shirt having mistaken it for his trousers!

 

[Drago]

And yet again, me old mucker @Accy cyclist finds himself in another scrape...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-53579448

 

[Accy cyclist]

I wonder if the chav who's responsible for this thread is one of those riding these farking things?!
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co....crackdown-anti-social-east-lancashire-bikers/

 

[Pablo Biscuitbar]

I grew up hating the coppers.
No love lost, gave a couple of slaps out, taken a good few kickings off them, but were deserved!
I feel sorry for them now.
The gangsters round our way don't have to wave rainbow flags and spend their time scanning Tw@tter for offensive comments.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Shoot,i only left the front door open a second! Our Tyson's escaped ffs!!
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/18622510.child-taken-hospital-incident-dog-accrington/

 

[Drago]

Blimey, accy. Is Waynetta alright?

 

[Drago]

I wonder if one of these cars was a MINI perchance?

https://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/...n-peugeot-20mph-along-a45-northampton-2987392

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Accy, from your comment I take it there's a bit of an issue with ne'er do well wastrels causing grief up your end?

They been swabbing the wrong end again to get that DNA?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Five months later and yet no mention of the accused copper's case in the local rags yet. How long do these investigations take?🤔

 

[Drago]

How long do these investigations take?🤔

Depends how high up they are in the lodge.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Me and Tyson in trouble again ffs!!!🧐
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co....ngton-man-told-leave-without-dogs-water-paid/