A Riddle

[threebikesmcginty]

Yeh - I agree, otherwise it it could be the war of the 'Spanish' pence insular...

To be Franc, it wouldn't make Cents.

 

[Aperitif]

To be Franc, it wouldn't make Cents.

Hacienda this thread then. p off.

 

[rich p]

I've always been a leerer.

Do you have to say please and thank-you in a Civil War?

 

[Dayvo]

I've always been a bit of a cro(o)ner, myself. In the style of Franc Sinatra.

 

[Fnaar]

I look forward to the demise of the Euro, so we can return to quality jokes like "what's a Grecian urn?" "About 20 drachmas a week".

 

[rich p]

I look forward to the demise of the Euro, so we can return to quality jokes like "what's a Grecian urn?" "About 20 drachmas a week".

How do you make a Maltese cross?

 

[ColinJ]

I look forward to the demise of the Euro, so we can return to quality jokes like "what's a Grecian urn?" "About 20 drachmas a week".

I think the answer is: "Officially (for the Greek tax inspector), about 20 drachmas a week; actually, about 150,000 drachmas a week!"

 

[Aperitif]

How do you make a Maltese cross?

Send them some of London's old bendy buses of course! Morning Rich.

 

[mr_hippo]

How do you make a Maltese cross?

Poke him in the eyes
How do you make a Swiss roll?

 

[rich p]

Poke him in the eyes
How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him down the hill
How do you make a Viennese whirl?

 

[rich p]

Send them some of London's old bendy buses of course! Morning Rich.

Hello darling!

Bendy bus goes to the depths shortened... (3)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

How do you make a Viennese whirl?

Not sure about that but I do know how to make a Venetian blind.

 

[Speicher]

Why is a Black Forest Gateau brown?

 

[Dayvo]

Why can't you get drunk on Bourbon biscuits? And I have tried, I can tell you!