A handy tip for the ladies

[Blue Hills]

Very true, I had a Christmas tree thrown at me and I was not even harassing her 😢

Sounds like you were lucky you weren't made the fairy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sounds like you were lucky you weren't made the fairy.

"They don't like it up em Mr Mainwaring".

 

[purpan]

And none of them are octopi.

OK, then, octopodes (and apologies for the transliteration).