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This chimes with my experience of cycling in France (specifically Normandy). The infrastructure is very spread out and villages don't have much, if anything. Some can appear to be completely deserted, yet are beautifully maintained. Smaller towns will generally have a nice cafe/bar tabac type place where you can get coffee (only) and can nip next door to the boulanger for a croissant. Or a little restaurant where you can often get a good prix fixe menu.We’ve spent a lot of time cycling on canals and through villages and we are amazed at the lack of tourist infrastructure on the canals and how empty the villages are! There would be a tea shop every five miles in the UK! However the path surfaces are vastly superior so I’ll happily go without coffee in exchange!
To an outsider opening times can be a real mystery and a whole town may be closed, or conversely may be having an unexpected Festival of Carrots or something and be absolutely rammed. Not understanding the rules of who sells what and when can be part of the fun. Or can be rather frustrating, depending on how much you actually need the thing you want.
Someone on another thread was complaining of being turned away from small restaurants in France and suspected that "the kitchen is closed" was an excuse to turn away cyclists. From my personal experience it's more likely that actually the kitchen is closed. Because it's 7pm on a Thursday, of course. Everyone knows that.