5 word game

[Dogtrousers]

if it pitches outside off

 

[Fnaar]

wherein the goblins do dwell

 

[Dec66]

caught behind in Dingley Dell

 

[Dogtrousers]

then you better watch out

 

[Dec66]

Cos Beadle's Not Out, appealed

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Tarrant, in an eighties

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

episode of Crimewatch, with Vogon

 

[Dogtrousers]

lookalike Keith Chegwin beside him

 

[All uphill]

self with anger because Sally

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Gunnel had won gold in

 

[Dogtrousers]

Superstars, narrowly beating John Craven

 

[Dec66]

who fell off his bike

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

whilst delivering a Countryfile lamb,

 

[Dogtrousers]

through somebody's letterbox and then

 

[Fnaar]

cooking it in pork fat