5 word game

[Dogtrousers]

Marmalade, a particularly sticky and

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

viscous, Battleaxe of a woman,

 

[Dec66]

Legs like a snooker table

 

[Dogtrousers]

Four of them, you see

 

[Dec66]

One underneath each corner pocket

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

to help support her balls

 

[Dec66]

which would just drop otherwise

 

[Dogtrousers]

Into the deep dark abyss

 

[Dec66]

Otherwise known as Pratts Bottom

 

[All uphill]

the village showed on maps

 

[Dogtrousers]

of the A21, Britain's most

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

harmless corridor of international terrorism,

 

[Dec66]

flanked by pitchfork wielding yokels

 

[Dogtrousers]

all loudly chanting in unison

 

[Dec66]

"when are you going back?"