2021 UK Cencus

[fossyant]

Thank goodness for this thread. I've paid absolutely no notice to this, and didn't realise you have to fill it in ? Would have just gone in the bin. (paper recycling of course)

 

[Drago]

There might be some gold in it for you, and a couple of other things that you might not want.

The star of Bethlehem shall appear over my house, and the census papers will be delivered by 3 wise men...

 

[Beebo]

My form arrived today. Given my eldest is away at university I'll chat with him first about which one he goes on, as I'm guessing he'll prefer it being there.

I was on a GCSE geography field trip in 1991. The teachers had to fill the form in for all the pupils whilst staying in a hotel in Swansea.

 

[stephec]

The star of Bethlehem shall appear over my house, and the census papers will be delivered by 3 wise men...

They're not very wise if they're going anywhere near your y-fronts.

 

[BoldonLad]

In these difficult times, do we all have to return to the village of our birth to fill out the cencus form?

If yes, there is going to be a big shortage of Donkeys. Time to invest in donkeys, perhaps?

 

[stephec]

If yes, there is going to be a big shortage of Donkeys. Time to invest in donkeys, perhaps?

I'm buying shares in a frankincense company, I've seen it in the stars.

 

[Beebo]

If yes, there is going to be a big shortage of Donkeys. Time to invest in donkeys, perhaps?

I’m the first born son. Should I be worried?

 

[BoldonLad]

I’m the first born son. Should I be worried?

Yes, me too, but, I am a bit past the “infant” stage

 

[Julia9054]

Yes, me too, but, I am a bit past the “infant” stage

If you were going to be the messiah, you be him by now!

 

[raleighnut]

I’m the first born son. Should I be worried?

Same here

 

[raleighnut]

If you were going to be the messiah, you be him by now!

He's just a naughty boy

 

[AndyRM]

Thank goodness for this thread. I've paid absolutely no notice to this, and didn't realise you have to fill it in ? Would have just gone in the bin. (paper recycling of course)

You won't be sent a form initially, you'll be sent an access code to do it online. If you want a paper form or to do it over the phone you have to call the contact centre to arrange that.

You might get lucky and through to me, I'm on 9 - 1 tomorrow.

 

[mistyoptic]

Thank goodness for this thread. I've paid absolutely no notice to this, and didn't realise you have to fill it in ? Would have just gone in the bin. (paper recycling of course)

The outside of the envelope says “your response is required by law” which might have caught your attention. Ours arrived today

 

[Oldhippy]

Damn I was going to do the 'He's a very naughty boy' gag but beaten to it.

 

[DRM]

I’m the first born son. Should I be worried?

No, only panic if your the seventh son of a seventh son!