2 things you dislike (right now)

[Threevok]

Reality TV - The opium of the knuckle-dragging masses

People who think they pay Road Tax - despite not owing a DeLorean they could drive at 88mph

Dog owners who think that having harnesses on their 3 (or more) loose Bull Mastiffs - is a some kind of safety feature

Motorists who think hand-signals - are merely me cycling through the medium of interpretive dance

That worker in B&Q who (when asked a question) vanishes through the curtain at the rear of the store - never to be seen again

The dodgy camerawork on Sensodyne toothpaste adverts

My lack of ability to type only two things

 

[Mrs M]

Pensioners' free bus passes. ( or rather the pensioners using them who glare at fare paying passengers for having the cheek to occupy a seat when travelling to work during the first few weeks back at work after a serious illness)
Brain tumours.

You ok?

 

[pplpilot]

Farmers Markets where one needs to re mortgage the house for a few 'award winning' sausages and a bit of limp broccoli.
Street Food - where one needs to re mortgage the house for a polystyrene try of rubbery chicken noodles swimming in sweet chilli sauce.

 

[Ian H]

Country music.
Boris Johnson.

 

[Vantage]

Black/white cycle components.

A lack of polished cycle components.

Carbonfu**ingfibre. Just coz it's out there.

 

[Bazzer]

The expression "unforced error", seemingly the go to phrase for every tennis commentator, but not by other sports commentators.
Self serving politicans. So that's pretty much every one of them.

 

[Drago]

Politics.

Ronnie Pickering.

 

[captain nemo1701]

The local anglers who think the centre of the new cycle path on my commute makes a good free car park all day. Road has double yellow lines, so middle of the path/pavement is best.
UKIP

 

[Oldbloke]

Flies
Non stodgy cake

 

[Levo-Lon]

Online training courses...
Needing a cortisone jab in my shoulder

 

[subaqua]

Knuckle dragging racist mouth breathing cockwombles

And there's more than 2 of them....

 

[Mrs M]

Slipped disc
Sciatica

 

[Oxo]

This and that.

 

[srw]

The view of the M4 from my hotel bedroom window.
The rain which has been teeming down since just before I crossed the Severn Bridge.

 

[Salty seadog]

What have you got against dolphins?

Smug buggers....