“On one hand, All the Things She Said is the ne plus ultra of queerbaiting: two straight Russian teenagers cajoled into lesbian cosplay by some dodgy-sounding svengalis. But as ersatz as their ardour was, the duo’s debut UK single was charged with a perfect evocation of the frantic emotional tumult that rages in every closeted, yearning teenager’s head. An industrial cri de cœurwith a brilliantly desperate synth climax, it was the greatest Trevor Horn banger since his mid-80s sweet spot. LS”
have you read this sh!t? Pretentious nobbery