10 interesting facts about you

[clid61]

Im seriously rich
I have house and penthouses all over the world
Ive Slept with many famous young laidies 50 years my junior
and their mothers
Have many friends in parliement
and high places
I own one bike , does that make me a liar ?

 

[classic33]

Number 1, I do not spook easily, and those who think I do, are wasting their time, with their surprise attacks.
Number 2, women feel comfortable in my presence, with my tales of sexual experimentation, both on the high-seas, and on railway property.
Number 3, I am a wizard with star-shaped Chinese weaponry, which I throw accurately, and without due forethought.

A special prize to anyone who knows the source of these facts.

Number 4: The audience is like... ginger in my hands... Putty!.

 

[welsh dragon]

1. My favourite Police Academy character is Eugene Tackleberry.
2. I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
3. I can fart the national anthem.
4. I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
5. I rescued the Entebbe hostages sigle handed, armed with only a rolled up copy of Guns and Ammo.
6. As a young copper I once went undercover in the Labour Party, but was found out when they discovered my beard was false and the red star on my beret was drawn on.
7. I dated Matgaret Thatcher in the 50's. Most of her policies were actually my ideas.
8. Argentina surrendered in the Falklands when the Gurkhas started a rumour that I was being deployed with Chuck Norris. The Argentines were being led by Steven Seagal, and they couldnt3 understand a word he said anyway.
9. The next Gerald Ford class carrier is due to be named USS Drago.
10. I played the slide whistle on the soundtrack the the last 3 Carry On films.

Drago is prone to exaggerating slightly (a lot)

 

[Blue Hills]

I am not that interesting, I'm only a student, not much life experience. I don't leave my room much.

get out,
report back.
shock us.

 

[classic33]

1: I have three kneecaps.
2: I can turn blue.
3: I have three nails on one thumb.
4: I sleep 5-7 hours a week
5: I was pronounced dead 25 years ago.

 

[roadrash]

You aren't serious about any of these facts except fact 1?

you havent sussed out @Drago have you number 1 is the only untruth , his favourite character is moses hightower, all the others are true......honest guv..

 

[slowmotion]

I can only think of two:
1) My penis is the same length as an Argos pencil
2) I am banned from my local Argos

Are you banned from Screwfix too?

 

[Dave 123]

1 Drago is banned from Toolstation as he has no lead in his pencil.

 

[Blue Hills]

OK if you insist ms oreo.

I once passed on the chance of sex* with a supremely attractive woman who was later involved in a scandal with a very senior labour politician/minister and I gather also propositioned Bill Clinton.

* If I recall correctly, my words to her suggestion were "what's the point?".

Now get out.

Can't be bothered with 10.

 

[Edwardoka]

1. I am not a cyclist
2. I don't own a TV
3. My favourite colour is red
4. My favourite type of plane is the Ilyushin Il-2
5. Shrewsbury cathedral is famed for its spires
6. Like bananas, I naturally emit radioactive particles, haha you do not need to look in case, comrade
7. My favourite type of animal is cat
8. My favourite song is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gimn_Sovetskogo_Soyuza_(1977_Vocal).oga
9. I'm a KGB agent, only on this site to spy on @Drago, either for purposes of recruitment or компромет, my handlers won't tell me which
10. Please do not hurt my family

 

[classic33]

6: My dentist isn't Shaun Robinson.

 

[welsh dragon]

10 real facts about Drago.

1. His real name is Shirley
2. He is 4' 10" tall
3. He played one of the dwarves in Lord of the Rings.
4. His favourite colour is pink.
5. He owns a toy poodle called Cecil.
6. He rides a pink 3 wheeled bicycle that has a basket on the front and has a huge bell.
7. He lives in a shed in his garden because his wife won't let him in the house as he isn't house trained.
8. He is the 75 years old
9. He doesn't have any teeth.
10. He likes to paint his toenails but doesn't want anyone to know that.

 

[roadrash]

6. He rides a pink 3 wheeled bicycle that has a basket on the front and has a huge bell.

and tassles

 

[welsh dragon]

and tassles
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I forgot about them

 

[DCLane]

I am not that interesting, I'm only a student, not much life experience. I don't leave my room much.

As a student be interesting. It's one of the few times you get the chance to do something different. So, as a student at Coleraine in Northern Ireland I:

1. Was arrested for being upside down naked tied to a surfboard on the top of a stolen van careering down Portstewart promenade. That got me a big telling off from the university.
2. Got to perform backing vocals on a no. 1 single in N.I. as I was the only one there who wasn't from 'Norn Irn' and sounded different.
3. Had someone point a shotgun at me whilst I was asking him politely about his farm in the back end of Co. Antrim as part of a field trip.
4. Sold a fellow student for 3,000 camels (in cash equivalent) whilst on a field trip to Morocco because she had blonde hair and green eyes - neither she or I thought the buyer was serious until he arrived with the money.
5. Dated a now very senior N.I. politician.
6. Also dated an Eurovision song contest winner. A female one.
7. Got arrested in Belfast for protesting against the introduction of student loans - wasn't me throwing a brick but still ... - and was sprayed purple by the police water cannon.
8. Had to return home to England for Christmas still looking like a Ribena-berry.
9. Wrote my Dissertation in 24 hours.
10. Somehow got a degree. A good one at that.

And that's just a bit of what I did. Go be a student ...