10 interesting facts about you

[oreo_muncher]

List 10 interesting facts about yourself.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

You first

 

[Salty seadog]

 

[oreo_muncher]

You first

I am not that interesting, I'm only a student, not much life experience. I don't leave my room much.

 

[Salty seadog]

I am not that interesting, I'm only a student, not much life experience. I don't leave my room much.

Six more.

 

[Chris S]

I can only think of two:
1) My penis is the same length as an Argos pencil
2) I am banned from my local Argos

 

[winjim]

1. She prefers the night to day
2. She never calls me when she says
3. A motorcycle riding to the south
4. The way she puts her fingers in her mouth
5. Running just in time to miss our train
6. The old park benches where we scratched out names
7. She says do or die
8. Her swerving hips and her lip service
9. Consumes the hopes of all men dressed in black and flesh
10. She ain't got the time to speed
11. She leaves the pie and always, always eats her greens
12. She cries do or die

 

[Beebo]

Number 1, I do not spook easily, and those who think I do, are wasting their time, with their surprise attacks.
Number 2, women feel comfortable in my presence, with my tales of sexual experimentation, both on the high-seas, and on railway property.
Number 3, I am a wizard with star-shaped Chinese weaponry, which I throw accurately, and without due forethought.

A special prize to anyone who knows the source of these facts.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Number 1, I do not spook easily, and those who think I do, are wasting their time, with their surprise attacks.
Number 2, women feel comfortable in my presence, with my tales of sexual experimentation, both on the high-seas, and on railway property.
Number 3, I am a wizard with star-shaped Chinese weaponry, which I throw accurately, and without due forethought.

A special prize to anyone who knows the source of these facts.

You thwow your weaponwy accuwatewy, and without doo fwourthwort.

You are therefore Kinky John, and I have always wanted to hear your tale about the wailway pwopwerty.

 

[Drago]

1. My favourite Police Academy character is Eugene Tackleberry.
2. I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
3. I can fart the national anthem.
4. I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
5. I rescued the Entebbe hostages sigle handed, armed with only a rolled up copy of Guns and Ammo.
6. As a young copper I once went undercover in the Labour Party, but was found out when they discovered my beard was false and the red star on my beret was drawn on.
7. I dated Matgaret Thatcher in the 50's. Most of her policies were actually my ideas.
8. Argentina surrendered in the Falklands when the Gurkhas started a rumour that I was being deployed with Chuck Norris. The Argentines were being led by Steven Seagal, and they couldnt3 understand a word he said anyway.
9. The next Gerald Ford class carrier is due to be named USS Drago.
10. I played the slide whistle on the soundtrack the the last 3 Carry On films.

 

[oreo_muncher]

1. My favourite Police Academy character is Eugene Tackleberry.
2. I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
3. I can fart the national anthem.
4. I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
5. I rescued the Entebbe hostages sigle handed, armed with only a rolled up copy of Guns and Ammo.
6. As a young copper I once went undercover in the Labour Party, but was found out when they discovered my beard was false and the red star on my beret was drawn on.
7. I dated Matgaret Thatcher in the 50's. Most of her policies were actually my ideas.
8. Argentina surrendered in the Falklands when the Gurkhas started a rumour that I was being deployed with Chuck Norris. The Argentines were being led by Steven Seagal, and they couldnt3 understand a word he said anyway.
9. The next Gerald Ford class carrier is due to be named USS Drago.
10. I played the slide whistle on the soundtrack the the last 3 Carry On films.

You aren't serious about any of these facts except fact 1?

 

[Drago]

Ask any long standing member of this fine establishment and they will to a man and woman confirm that every fact is true. Except 6 - i actually got kicked out for getting very drunk and making a pass at Diane abbott. Corbyn had his goons beat me up and dumped me naked in a wheelie bin,

 

[oreo_muncher]

Ask any long standing member of this fine establishment and they will to a man and woman confirm that every fact is true. Except 6 - i actually got kicked out for getting very drunk and making a pass at Diane abbott. Corbyn had his goons beat me up and dumped me naked in a wheelie bin,

If it's true, what was Maggie like to date?

And my favourite character was the sound effects guy from police academy.

 

[Drago]

Maggie was alright. Quite conservative in the sack, but a smashing cook. In the end our politics drove us apart - she was far to much of a leftie for my tastes. In her position id have nuked the miners, but thats all water under the bridge now.

 

[Salty seadog]

You aren't serious about any of these facts except fact 1?

It's like @Drago says.

Ask anyone.