IanSmithCSE
Guru
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- Worcester, Worcestershire
Good afternoon,
I do think that the NHS has lost its way, the TV series GPs behind closed doors show staggering amounts of money being .... down the drain.
But about 14 months ago someone called an emergency line and reported me for obstructing the public highway by laying unconscious and blocking two lanes of a major road.
The rubbish NHS sent a blinged up Ford Transit type van with a terrible blue and yellow reflective sticker job and a couple of people in untrendy clothes to clear up the mess.
Then on having dumped me in an almost brand new building, some other bods were getting prepared to send me to Coventry in a crummy little helicopter so that someone else could drill a hole in my head. In the end they didn't bother, something to do with the brain haemorrhage being not life threatening.
Then after serving some terrible food (actually this is non sarcastic, the food was terrible) they stuffed me into some million pound machine and said oh you have a lesion on the lung, a kidney mass we should look at that as well. Along with good news that the fracture in the neck (C5 vertebra) was as harmless as it could be.
Then after some more terrible food they said you're fine to go home but please spend another few thousands of the NHS's quids on further lung CT scans.
Mind you I have missed out on some more terrible food, being serious I didn't get that part, if you aren't throwing A&E patients out then there is probably something wrong with them so surely the cost of a good pie and mash is inconsequential in the £30k nominal bill they have just run up?
I am sure that the OP will be in shock at how low that number is having seen medical bills posted on line and how I didn't even have to pay it.
Bye
Ian
I imagine that you expect this part of your post to be controversial........That's because the NHS is absolutely rubbish and that's putting it very politely.
I do think that the NHS has lost its way, the TV series GPs behind closed doors show staggering amounts of money being .... down the drain.
But about 14 months ago someone called an emergency line and reported me for obstructing the public highway by laying unconscious and blocking two lanes of a major road.
The rubbish NHS sent a blinged up Ford Transit type van with a terrible blue and yellow reflective sticker job and a couple of people in untrendy clothes to clear up the mess.
Then on having dumped me in an almost brand new building, some other bods were getting prepared to send me to Coventry in a crummy little helicopter so that someone else could drill a hole in my head. In the end they didn't bother, something to do with the brain haemorrhage being not life threatening.
Then after serving some terrible food (actually this is non sarcastic, the food was terrible) they stuffed me into some million pound machine and said oh you have a lesion on the lung, a kidney mass we should look at that as well. Along with good news that the fracture in the neck (C5 vertebra) was as harmless as it could be.
Then after some more terrible food they said you're fine to go home but please spend another few thousands of the NHS's quids on further lung CT scans.
Mind you I have missed out on some more terrible food, being serious I didn't get that part, if you aren't throwing A&E patients out then there is probably something wrong with them so surely the cost of a good pie and mash is inconsequential in the £30k nominal bill they have just run up?
I am sure that the OP will be in shock at how low that number is having seen medical bills posted on line and how I didn't even have to pay it.
Bye
Ian
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