£170,000,000 anyone ?

[classic33]

Ever thought about taking up the flute? £170M would get you a nice one.
https://www.flutes4sale.com/collections/gold-and-platinum

 

[Tail End Charlie]

A nice turnip in the country?

Possibly, as long as it's shaped like a thingey.

 

[classic33]

Possibly, as long as it's shaped like a thingey.

 

[Seevio]

I'd probably go for 20 acres

I'd go for 43. And a brand new combine harvester.

 

[derrick]

Once the winnings were in my bank, I'd quite work immediately. However I'd still work my notice period as that's fair. I'd enjoy going in to the office with a £1000 suit on

Bloody cheapskate.

 

[winjim]

Once the winnings were in my bank, I'd quite work immediately. However I'd still work my notice period as that's fair. I'd enjoy going in to the office with a £1000 suit on

I got married in a £1000 suit. I'm not convinced it was worth it.

 

[Accy cyclist]

A totally ridiculous amount of money for one person, but the prize on offer means that more gullible gamblers see the 'mega riches' pound sign before the eyes than if the prize was 'only' a few million. So more throwing money at the minuscule chance of winning means more profit for the sellers of the tickets. After you've bought your Aston Martins, your yachts and your mansions etc, you then think what more can i do with the 150 million left. If i gambled on a lottery ticket i'd be happy with one of those wins that gives you say 5 grand a month for 10 years. One of my neighbours who's 83 years old buys 'Euro Millions' tickets. If i won the prize at 83 years old i'd be thinking 'why the fark didn't i win this when i was young enough to enjoy it'?!

 

[Grant Fondo]

I would buy Halfords and sack all the management.

 

[classic33]

£170,000,000 Lottery prize, unclaimed so far...
It's not me, but think of how many bikes that'd be

Edit: £170,000,000 not the paltry sum of £107,000,000 thanks @meta lon

€175,000,000 in Ireland.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

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Blimey, if that's the shape of your thingey, you need to see a doctor.

 

[Drago]

I'd leave the country before Jeremy Corbyn stripped me of my "unearned wealth" and used it to nationalise hammer and sickle manufacturing.

 

[classic33]

Blimey, if that's the shape of your thingey, you need to see a doctor.

Acting on your advice, appointment made. It's the colour that's the worrying part.

 

[postman]

First i would go on a 5 star holiday for three months.Till all the fuss died down and the low crap papers got fed up of looking for me.Buy a larger house with a secluded garden.Then i would start donating to family and work mates and my first family.I would then help my church to finish off a very large building project,where i would donate the entire kitchen equipment needed to feed the local homeless,i would work in the kitchen,but nobody nobody at all would know about my winnings,i wold also have many top 5 star holidays i love sun sand and sea.

 

[Drago]

And may I just say what a fine fellow you are mr postman!

 

[PeteXXX]

The ticket was sold in Corby. You could practically buy Corby for that amount!