christmas

Turkey curry.. Turkey sandwiches.. Turkey Fricassee.. <Yawn>

The new stock upgrades are kind of nice. Love the colour and ergonomic bull horn grips.

I remember these 2 from this afternoon: Q) What is the fastest fish in the world? A) A motor pike Q) What is E.T. short for? A) Because he has no legs Any other crackers?

Every year MrsF gets in a tizz, she can't multi-task, the wine doesn't help, but every year she gets in a bad mood as she tries to keep everything together. There are pans & utensils everywhere, kitchen like a bombs hit it. She thinks I can't do it. But I can multi-task and did it today for the...

Wishing all CycleChat members and their families a joyous Christmas and a happy and peaceful new year when it arrives.

Happy Christmas to you @Shaun and thank you for all that you do for us.

Being a jaded old cynic, I tend to get a tear in my eye only when catching myself in the zipper on my trousers...... ...wibble.... Merry Christmas you lot!

My Nan would always get The Sunday Post newspaper when I was a kid. Every week I would sit down and read the cartoons. At Christmas, she would get me either the Oor Wullie or The Broons annual. I loved them! It's funny the daft old things that pop into your head this time of year!

Anyone planning to get out tomorrow? I`m going to take the Cx out for a very early morning trail and road ride.

Merry Christmas everyone. :snowball: Sorry I haven't been around the past few weeks; my wife has been quite ill. She's recovering but it'll take me a little while to catch up, so if you've emailed or sent me a personal message I'll get to it over the holidays. I hope you all have a lovely...

We have a little tike's car and a play kitchen to assemble for our grandaughter on Christmas eve , has anybody else got similar jobs to do ?

How well do you know your Christmas music? http://play.bbc.co.uk/play/pen/g4pf2c5grs (10/12. I can't do sums (Q1) or puns (Q5))

Lets have some festive funnies...ill start

Not sure hpw many have already seen this View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKJExBXRorA

Sorry kids Though Jesus is real I feel so sad for Deborah, she's obviously finding it difficult accepting most people don't believe her views and brings a tear to my eye at the end when she burst into tears. Also how will the Christian parents react when its obvious there son is gay...

As the title says https://christmasjumperday.org/?utm_campaign=cjd2016&utm_medium=ppc&utm_source=cjdschoolsppc2016%2F&gclid=CKTuqunP9dACFYc-GwodxvcPMA

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comedy/what-to-see/best-christmas-cracker-jokes/ I like the Bob Dylan one about having Nobel on his sleigh. Any others take your fancy.

Me and Mrs D have done the monthly raffle for our local cancer hospice for years, we've won the odd 5 or 10 quid but never bothered to cash the cheques. November's one for £1000 is definitely going in the bank though!^_^

I have not got my wife a present and have no real idea (well just the one). We are both late 60s so there is little we need. I am easy to buy for and I have lots of hobbies.........she has no real hobbies. Bought perfume the last 2 years....really need something different. My daughter suggests a...

seen these today £10 a pop Could put link up if any one interested But not sure which forum to put link in

I put ours up this afternoon

The festive season is upon us and so we can celebrate the joys of friendship and night rides We cordially invite you to a night time adventure of discovery and lights. A Christmas Carol was Charles Dickens story about the virtues and values of the season. Have you ever wondered what influenced...

I'm sure that I'm not alone in receiving some shockers? Mine was this dvd several years ago, from my ex mother-in law. She obviously hadn't a clue about me. I never watched it, as I just had a gut-feeling that it would be utter shite. I sold it on ebay for about a quid. It was obviously from...

Hi:hello: anyone done any nice rides over Christmas on there brompton?

Nobody bought me any whisky this year :sad:

There's a first - probably since my late teens. At 46 stopped booze in September this year not touched a drop since. I didn't think it was such a big issue, after all I haven't really drunk much since my early twenties, however, once the kids were born and work pressures increased I'd drink to...

Well blow me (not literally!)...took the oldest to the local working man's club for a quick Christmas pint while Mrs Easytigers did the washing up - I did ask her to join us but she wasn't up for it...nothing unusual there (bugger...just got a crack around the head as she's reading over my...