Yes I do like curvy women... skinny plastic babes do nothing for me.
This could probably go in the famous people thread, but I once scared the bejeezus out of Charlie Dimmock. I was out shopping one day when it started to rain heavily, so I nipped into Steads for a bit of shelter. Over by the counter there was a basket of brollies for sale, so I pointed and shouted to my other half "Look! Over there!"
Only then did I realise that the woman stood next to the brollies was Charlie Dimmock (she lives not far from us). She looked at me like a rabbit caught in headlights, possibly thinking I'm some crazed fan about to get overexcited about meeting her when all she wanted to do was buy some shoes. Her shoulders slumped, and she backed away a little bit.
I made a big show about all but ignoring her and being insanely interested in the umbrella selection, picked a suitable specimen, paid my money and vamoosed.