wildjetskier
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A classic
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster
Mick goes to confession. "Bless me father for I have sinned, that car I sold you last week father, The big ends were shot so I retarded the ignition and the gearbox was whining so I put sawdust in the oil".
You obviously don't understand what the confessional is all about.And.......?????
You obviously don't understand what the confessional is all about.
Not a flicker of recognition of any humour content.
Sorry.
Can someone explain it for me please?
Anything said in the confessional is sacrosanct and cannot be repeated outside. The priest hearing the confession is duty bound to forgive the sins of the confessor.Not a flicker of recognition of any humour content.
Sorry.
Can someone explain it for me please?
The day after the Costa Concordia sank my mate turned up at work with a black eye. He explained that the newsreader was just saying that "she was lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" and he happened to glance at his missus...........