I read recently that very early in his career he was up for the part of the king in The King & I, and someone decided that he'd look quite the part if he shaved his head completely. He turned the part down, saying he had his career to think of and he wasn't going bald, period. Absolute deal-breaker. His agent persuaded him to at least give it a go, so he grudgingly got the chop, then caught a look of himself in the mirror, and thought 'Hello....' And the rest, as they say, was history.
If it had been better they wouldn't have let you in, French citizens aren't eligible to join. They usually pretend to be Belgians or French Canadians so they can sneak in.He also brought hope to bald men everywhere.
As it happens I speak passable French, good enough to inadvertently get enlisted into the Legion Etrangere.