Worst Christmas Present.

[fossyant]

SIL has surpassed herself this year. Not quite as bad as a singing mug she bought me once, but just got a small bottle of hot mango sauce. I don't have sauces. It will either go in the bin, or I'll pass it to my sister's hubby as he loves hot sauce.

 

[cyberknight]

Only prezzie set of pedals but one missing 😱

 

[oldwheels]

Box of chocolates. I quite like them but they tend to not like me. All finished. Gaviscon time.

 

[fossyant]

That said, my son has bought me a tonne of muc off cleaning products for the win.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A Flash Gordon card game.

 

[Chris S]

Every year my aunt sends me a box of broken biscuits. Either they get smashed to pieces in the post or she's weird.

 

[Bike Tyson]

Brew your own soy sauce kit

 

[Ian H]

My son has a sense of humour.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Turns out my wife's son's mother-in-law has decided to get me a present this year

$deity know why - she hasn;t before and we never give her one

but anyway - Lynx Body spray and body wash - Africa 'scent'

I will add it to the pile of shower stuff I can never use

do I really look like I use Lynx?????

wonder if charity shops will take them??

 

[Sittingduck]

5 pack of Curley wurlies

 

[bikingdad90]

@ebikeerwidnes fancy gifting it to me as I would use the body wash. I haven’t got any naff presents as the tradition is our family is to pick your own presents and have them gifted to you or give cash.

 

[numbnuts]

Turns out my wife's son's mother-in-law has decided to get me a present this year

$deity know why - she hasn;t before and we never give her one

but anyway - Lynx Body spray and body wash - Africa 'scent'

I will add it to the pile of shower stuff I can never use

do I really look like I use Lynx?????

wonder if charity shops will take them??

WoW ain't you lucky, I quite like that I use it all the time

 

[Gunk]

5 pack of Curley wurlies

Bloody great present

 

[I like Skol]

Nope, no duff presents here.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Turns out my wife's son's mother-in-law has decided to get me a present this year

$deity know why - she hasn;t before and we never give her one

but anyway - Lynx Body spray and body wash - Africa 'scent'

I will add it to the pile of shower stuff I can never use

do I really look like I use Lynx?????

wonder if charity shops will take them??

I doubt it - likely a biohazard