Worst 'Artists Impression' in local rag - Photoshop fail....

[captain nemo1701]

Our local rag, the Bristol Post, printed an article about a new proposed ped & cyclist bridge in Bristol. Their 'artists impression' wins my award for the worst bit of cack-handed photoshop I've seen. I thought I'd share it with you all for a friday laugh....

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Plans-...k/story-20938824-detail/story.html?afterReg=Y
Any other photoshop crimes out there. Our local rag is known to all cyclists in Bristol as being very pro-cycling.......

 

[MontyVeda]

The the best thing i've seen since i spent lost several days looking at a blog full of home decorating disasters.

 

[Fnaar]

At least they gave some thought to perspective, slope etc*


*and then forgot to use it

No, it's not that bad, it's just the wrong colour.

 

[swee'pea99]

That's truly terrible. Thanks for sharing!

 

[ufkacbln]

Looks fairly accurate to me...... a cycle path that suddenly ends nowhere and leaves the cyclist with nowhere to go

 

[Aperitif]

Brilliant! That's what's called an attention span. If only it could be built exactly like that.

 

[simon the viking]

That's dreadful..... Artists impression..... can we sue them for misrepresentation..... it should be labelled 8 year olds impression........................

Or did they cut and paste it from Thomas the Tank Engine........

 

[welsh dragon]

Artists impression? Not much of an artist then blimey. That is truly god awful

 

[Over The Hill]

Looks like he stole the picture from an episode of Captain Pugwash

 

[Markymark]

It's hard for us designers to do these drawings and make them look realistic. It looks terrible as none of you clearly have enough imagination to visualise how it would look. To make it easier for you heathens I've added a further artists impression of it in use. Happy now?

 

[welsh dragon]

It's hard for us designer to do these drawings and make them look realistic. It looks terrible as none of you clearly have enough imagination to visualise how it would look. To make it easier for you heathens I've added a further artists impression of it in use. Happy now?
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Oh. That's much better. Thank you.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

that is utterly brilliant, my sides hurt.

 

[Dave 123]

Well I think it is great as it brought a big smile to my face!

 

[simon the viking]

It's hard for us designers to do these drawings and make them look realistic. It looks terrible as none of you clearly have enough imagination to visualise how it would look. To make it easier for you heathens I've added a further artists impression of it in use. Happy now?
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Stop them quick....he's not looking....... and they are going to fall off the end.....

 

[Markymark]

Stop them quick....he's not looking....... and they are going to fall off the end.....

For the love of God, Elf n Safety gets everywhere....