Work & Money

[yenrod]

If you where to win the lottery would you be one of these clots who say 'oh yeah...i love the place (work)..in fact - i'd even invest in the place...'

 

[zimzum42]

I would use the money to buy some termites to put in my boss's knickers. I'd then piss into the server and walk out....

 

[Dayvo]

I live to live, not live to work!

I'd be gone in the proverbial flash!

 

[Sig SilverPrinter]

No way would I stay at work.
I might carry on printing for some of my nice clients but could do that from my darkroom at the bottom of the garden.

 

[Willow]

I was only thinking today I really am enjoying my work at the moment. Perhaps it helps that someone in my team has resigned and on paper at least I have plenty of good applicants for the role

 

[bonj2]

i was thinking about this only the other day actually, although i don't play the lottery so it's unlikely to happen, but if I did have millions i'd give them a credit line at preferential interest for leasing to any customer, 'cos at the end of the day while it is fairly soulless and largely a somewhat thankless task, I think the directors are pretty sound blokes.

doesn't mean i'd carry onworking there though... at least not full time.

 

[dudi]

If i won the lottery my employer could go jump off a cliff.

I'd takea a long holday then com back and do something to keep myself occupied...

 

[dellzeqq]

I would use the money to buy some termites to put in my boss's knickers. I'd then piss into the server and walk out....

might I suggest you turn the power supply to the server off first. Offices can be dangerous places....

There have been jobs in which I'd stay to see out a task.

 

[Keith Oates]

I thought going out to work was only really designed to get a break from staying home and being nagged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Night Train]

If I won the lottery I would happily carry on teaching my current class and subject just for the fun of it.

 

[MichaelM]

This has crossed my mind now and again. Not that I do the lottery, but I wonder what motivates the multi millionaires of this world. So.....

First would come a touring bike and a big trip. Than a round the world kayak trip. Then a team of sled dogs and Alaska. Then.... I reckon there's too much of the world to be seen in one lifetime.

 

[Hugo15]

They would not see me for dust.

 

[jay clock]

I would up sticks and cycle round the world. In fact I was thinking that if I got laid off now I might do the same rather than live an expensive life looking for work here (that probably doesn;t exist)

 

[ComedyPilot]

I would use the money to buy some termites to put in my boss's knickers. I'd then piss into the server and walk out....

Your boss wears knickers?

What a wierdo.......


Unless.......................your boss is a WOMAN

 

[Chuffy]

Your boss wears knickers?

What a wierdo.......


Unless.......................your boss is a WOMAN

Do you think Zimmerframe might have a bit of a problem with that?

Actually it wouldn't take much to get either of us away from work. Enough to live on for a couple of years while we figured out what we wanted to do instead would be plenty.