Why Men get Man Flu

[Speicher]

It has recently been brought to my attention, that there is an explanation why Men get Man Flu while women just have colds.

Contrary to widely-held belief, Influenza germs are not passed from person to person. Women who have colds are deemed to pass the flu to men via cats. The cats carry the germs from a woman with a cold to a man where it becomes man Flu.

The name of this process? Transmogrification or Transmutation.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort, that is quite pussible.

 

[Aperitif]

Men are always buzzing around doing the gardening etc, while women sit in chairs and eat chocolate. This explanation is the bee sneeze.

 

[badkitty]

Isn't transmuttation when it's passed on by a dog?

Is it transmutton if passed on by a sheep?

 

[Globalti]

Transmoggyfication?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It's transmogriffincation if it's part eagle part lion.

 

[Aperitif]

It's transparent if you passit onto your kids...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It's transcendental if it's passed on by Ken Dodd or Esther Rantzen

 

[SteelUn]

Then it must be transvestititis if you caught it from Montage?

 

[surfdude]

it not cos we,re wimps then and cant handle a cold

 

[TVC]

Chavs can often spread the virus by sharing their chips, we've all heard of the problem with transfat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If it gets passed on by computer dweebs or geeks in a van it's called transIT

 

[Arch]

If you catch it while having your teeth examined, it's transcendental...

 

[biggs682]

thats one tall tail pussy

 

[Aperitif]

And if you have worked out how you're going to catch it (a male thing ) then it's sustrans...