Whoa!! Wait!! What!?

[cookiemonster]

Man tries to smuggle 100 live snakes, IN HIS TROUSERS, from Hong Kong over the border to Shenzhen.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/a..._medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1720597983

 

[Cycleops]

Wasn't it Barry Humphreys who first coined the phrase 'One eyed trouser snake'?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Customs Officer: Is that 100 live snakes down your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[Drago]

I have just one enormous snake in mine.

 

[Profpointy]

He'd have got away with it too only one of them sneaked out his flies to steal a lady's chips

 

[cookiemonster]

I have just one enormous snake in mine.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Wasn't it Barry Humphreys who first coined the phrase 'One eyed trouser snake'?

I believe so

 

[cookiemonster]

Customs Officer: Is that 100 live snakes down your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?

I can imagine the conversation at Lok Ma Chau, the main HK to China border crossing point. I would love to have been a fly on the wall for that.

 

[Dave7]

I have just one enormous snake in mine.

That's not what your wife told me.

 

[Drago]

That's not what your wife told me.

In my defence, she is partially sighted.

 

[ExBrit]

It was probably just a snack for the flight.

 

[stephec]

In my defence, she is partially sighted.

That explains how you got lucky then.

 

[pawl]

I have just one enormous snake in mine.

Photos required to back up your claim.

 

[Drago]

Photos required to back up your claim.

You'll need to be either a very long way away, or using a wide angle lens.

 

[cookiemonster]

You'll need to be either a very long way away, or using a wide angle lens.

Or Photoshop