What the Cyclist Saw

[Mr Phoebus]

 

[alecstilleyedye]

is that the new cravendale ad? where's the cow?!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

There's plenty of udders on show.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The cyclist should be the other side of the fence hugging the tree.

 

[wafflycat]

Don't you mean hugging the bush?

 

[Maz]

I can't see that picture!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Don't you mean hugging the bush?

Well, George Bush is a Merkin.

Is one of them you, Waffles, dancin' nekkid?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Don't you mean hugging the bush?

Shakin' the bush, boss. I'm still shakin' the bush!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Glory hole seems a bit high?

 

[Young Un]

a little editing later:

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The inflatable bed looks like it's hovering.

 

[wafflycat]

Well, George Bush is a Merkin.

Is one of them you, Waffles, dancin' nekkid?

No, wrong kind of tree. I only dance nekkid round the willows in my garden. Has to be a full moon too

 

[alecstilleyedye]

this site's hilarious…

 

[Mr Phoebus]

No, wrong kind of tree. I only dance nekkid round the willows in my garden. Has to be a full moon too

♫Well, its a marvellous night for a moondance♫

 

[Crackle]

♫Well, its a marvellous night for a moondance♫

Damn! That tune will be going around in my head all day now