What is the quickest way to get a Million quid

[BigonaBianchi]

...legally and without the right lottery numbers?

 

[wlc1]

Inheritance.

 

[ColinJ]

...legally and without the right lottery numbers?

Marry a very old, rich woman who is in poor health, and has no pets, children, surviving relatives or favourite charities !

 

[wlc1]

Capital market investment.

or

insurance claim ( generally medical negligence pays highly currently)

 

[Dave5N]

Ask me nicely.

 

[PaulB]

Think of something that doesn't exist that would be in great demand if it did, invent it, voila!

 

[Noodley]

Pretend you are a bank and ask the government....you'll get more than a million.

 

[Kovu]

Ask me nicely.

Dave, you know how like I have always admired you?

 

[Dave5N]

Dave, you know how like I have always admired you?

No, I don't.

 

[Kovu]

No, I don't.

Well I admired you greatly for starting the leeds thread. Your the best mate, your the best rich guy I know.

 

[Haitch]

The quickest way to get a million quid is to start off with two million.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Ask me nicely

Can I please have two million quid...I'll give you a 50% discount.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Start a rock band.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Start a rock band.

I want to get rich not make others rich

 

[ComedyPilot]

I want to get rich not make others rich

Ah, the down side of the music industry, the 'man'.