What have you spilt on your trousers today?

[PeteXXX]

What have you spilt on your trousers today?

Me?
Orange Capri Sun, as I squeezed it a bit to hard when I poked the straw in.

A bit of cement as I mixed it to fill a new hole in the lawn to fix a wonky whirlygig washing line.

 

[biggs682]

Some smelly water from a plant pot that has been in hibernation behind the shed for at least 12 months

 

[numbnuts]

I've not had any trousers on today

 

[Yellow Saddle]

I've not had any trousers on today

In that case, I hope you have not spilled hot coffee.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Not quite today,but on Thursday i managed to drip candle wax on my jeans. I've heard you're supposed to put them in the freezer,then it'll come off easily. Or is that chewing gum?

 

[Drago]

Gun oil. Couldn't find the Brut33.

 

[pawl]

Custard

 

[Salty seadog]

What have you spilt on your trousers today?

Me?
Orange Capri Sun, as I squeezed it a bit to hard when I poked the straw in.

A bit of cement as I mixed it to fill a new hole in the lawn to fix a wonky whirlygig washing line.

At last, a thread I can get into.
A mix of coriander, cumin and turmeric I was stirring into a pan of soften onions.

 

[Mrs M]

How do you know?
I spill every day, much to Mr M’s amusement
Today it was homemade butternut squash and potato soup

 

[Salty seadog]

How do you know?
I spill every day, much to Mr M’s amusement
Today it was homemade butternut squash and potato soup

I've got a prepared version of that soup. I'll try not to spill it.

 

[Mrs M]

I've got a prepared version of that soup. I'll try not to spill it.

 

[PeteXXX]

Some smelly water from a plant pot that has been in hibernation behind the shed for at least 12 months

Ahhh, that lovely stagnant water smell..

 

[tyred]

I've not had any trousers on today

Scotsman?

 

[gbb]

Some Singapore style mixed curry on my dressing gown ...furtively and quickly cleaned off cos my wife only laundered it yesterday

 

[sleuthey]

I've not had any trousers on today

In that case, I hope you have not spilled hot coffee.

Would bring allot of truth to his username